I Can’t Believe It’s Not Phoenix! Coming to your local McDonald’s.
My new rules for this Tumblr are 1) no reblogs and 2) only talk about menswear. The only exceptions will be for Ghostface PSAs.
There are quite a few pieces of comedy gold scattered about his (possibly fake) blog but I thought these in particular were hilarious.
The nigga Drake softer than a bag of snowflakes nahmean. He so soft a mink might wanna rock that nigga skin for a coat. You stab that nigga n you gon get yogurt on ya blade n shit.
He the type a nigga that gon have pets wit a “Mr” at the beginning of they names n shit
This nigga already look like the type a nigga that lays on his back to put on his jeans n shit.
Ayo this nigga fallin backwards into a laundry basket of fresh towels n gigglin now.
Word bond a diabetic nigga might gon go into anaphylactic shock n shit if he listen to this nigga music nahmeans.
Author Gary Shteyngart, who I love, teaches James Franco how to roll a joint. Also, a cute redhead. Thanks, The Internet!
The rise and fall of white people making ironic, self-parodying hip-hop music:
1) Vanilla Ice (it begins!)
2) Weird Al (1996, the definitive genre peak)
3) “Lazy Sunday” (post-ironic; might actually be a great hip-hop single)
4) Les Grossman (return to irony; apex of white person-as-hip-hop star-as-terrible idea, rather than hip-hop trope appropriation for satirical purposes)
5) This video, in which Toyota co-opts the above to sell suburban families a van. I can’t tell if it’s ironic or an actual homage; common sense says the former, but jokes don’t sell $30,000 cars, right? Do white people still aspire to be hip-hop stars while still using the correct spelling of “swagger?” Is rehashing Weird Al still funny in 2010? Why on Earth does this video have 4.5 million YouTube views? The fact that this video is basically about Cool Dads/Moms who started listening to rap in 2005 when Pitchfork started writing about Kanye also kind of makes it the worst.
I’m so confused.
Double rainbow. Late to the party, helluva meme.
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