Cat Conversations: Ella Fitzgerald
“Ella, sweetie, you don’t want to do this. You’re too young. I know this week hasn’t been easy — the pet food store didn’t have the salmon you like — but that’s no reason to throw it all away. There are so many more sweaters to destroy and little squeaky balls to chase. Just listen to the sound of my voice. I’m right here. Come back to the sink where it’s safe and I’ll give you a treat.”
“Meow.”
I take it this isn’t going to go viral, huh
