Remarkable jokes made by Ryan Adams that I will attempt to paraphrase

“Alright, back into character. No laughing. That’s not allowed in alternative country.” (!!!)

“You’re going to have a slightly alternative country nap. There will be cowboy hats with eyes, talking to you, like, ‘Heeeey.’”

“Raise your hand if you had the cookies from behind the counter. A few of you. So you’re feeling the pleasure.”

“All the cool bands play with a lot of reverb. You can’t even hear the music, they just sound like rain falling… What if someone from Pitchfork was here? I meant, what if someone from Pitchfork was here-ere-ere-ere?”

He went on some pretty incredible monologues about Kiss, Metallica and a chocolate cake made by his neighbor 

  1. headunderwater said: I love reverb, but dang that’s funny
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